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Thursday, March 14, 2019

Democrats! Whiskey! Sexy!

Here's my assessment of the current batch of crazy candidates:

  • Cory Booker: should stay in Senate; I'll vote for him if the nominee.
  • Pete Buttigieg: never heard of the fucker before; I'll vote for him if the nominee.
  • Julian Castro: loves me a former Obama HUD official; I'll vote for him if the nominee.
  • John Delaney: what the fuck ever; I'll vote for him if the nominee.
  • Tulsi Gabbard: I appreciate her service; I'll vote for her if the nominee.
  • Kirsten Gillibrand: pretty good Senator; I'll vote for her if the nominee.
  • Kamala Harris: I've enjoyed her brief tenure in the Senate; I'll vote for her if the nominee.
  • John Hickenlooper: probably the white guy without anything to contribute; I'll vote for him if the nominee.
  • Jay Inslee: yawn, another white guy; I'll vote for him if the nominee.
  • Amy Klobuchar: an okay Senator most of the time; I'll vote for her if the nominee.
  • Wayne Messam: another goddamned mayor; I'll vote for him if the nominee.
  • Beto O'Rourke: white saviour loser who should try another statewide race; I'll vote for him if the nominee.
  • Bernie Sanders: my man needs to take up knitting; I'll vote for him if the nominee.
  • Elizabeth Warren: probably my favorite on policy; I'll vote for her if the nominee.
  • Marianne Williamson: better her than Bernie; I'll vote for her if the nominee.
  • Andrew Yang: I like champions of change; I'll vote for him if the nominee.

This is my last update until no earlier than January, 2020.  Ain't got time for this bullshit right now.

ntodd

PS--Please, no Biden.  Really sick of white guys, young and old.  Especially the olds.

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Comments

I'd vote for the dried out grapefruit rind on my kitchen counter if it's the nominee.

Posted by: Mary L. | Mar 14, 2019 6:51:27 PM

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