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Thursday, July 13, 2017

How Dare Disney Ruin My Second Favorite Childhood Ride With Political Correctness

After three days men grow weary, of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.

 - Benjamin Franklin

What fresh PC hell is this?

DLP Welcome has released a look inside the new Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland Paris. The Wench Auction has been replaced with an auction where male and female residents of the town are forced to turn over their valuables for bidding. The famous Redhead, formerly a “wife” up for sale, has been transformed into a bidding pirate, armed with a cool hat and a shit-ton of guns.

Paris’ new Pirates of the Caribbean ride opens to the public July 24, and the companion rides at Disneyland and the Magic Kingdom should be updated sometime in 2018.

What next?  Excising racist scenes from timeless movies?


July 13, 2017 in Soaking In Patriarchy | Permalink


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