« Everywhere I'm going to | Main | No Rights Which The White Man Was Bound To Respect »

Monday, July 11, 2016

Got Milk?

 Letters Aaron Burr wrote to Joseph Alston after shooting Alexander Hamilton:

New-York, July 13,1804.

General Hamilton died yesterday. The malignant federalists or tories, and the imbittered Clintonians, unite in endeavouring to excite public sympathy in his favour and indignation against lus antagonist. Thousands of absurd falsehoods are circulated with industry. The most illiberal means are practised in order to produce excitement, and, for the moment, with effect.

July 18, 1804.

The event of which you have been advised has driven me into a sort of exile, and may terminate in an actual and permanent ostracism. Our most unprincipled Jacobins are the loudest in their lamentations for the death of General Hamilton, whom, for many years, they have uniformly represented as the most detestable and unprincipled of men— the motives are obvious.

Every sort of persecution is to be exercised against me. A coroner's jury will sit this evening, being the fourth time. The object of this unexampled measure is to obtain an inquest of murder. Upon this a warrant will issue to apprehend me, and, if I should be taken, no bail would probably be allowed. You know enough of the temper and principles of the generality of the officers of our state government to form a judgment of my position.

...Several circumstances not very favourable to the deceased are suppressed; I presume, from holy reverence for the dead.

What a whiny asshole.  For more info on the duel, check out Drunk History, featuring Michael Cera as Hamilton, and this classic milk advertisement.  And don't forget he was a traitor, too!


July 11, 2016 | Permalink


Post a comment