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Thursday, November 01, 2012

The Only Point You Made Is That You're An Ignorant Candy-stealing Fucknozzle

Raw:

In a video published to YouTube on Tuesday, [Fox News contributor Steven Crowder] — whose strange attempts at conservative-styled satire have made the pages of The Raw Story before — does exactly that in an effort to make a point about progressive tax policies couched in something President Barack Obama said 14 years ago about how he favors “redistribution” of government resources “to make sure that everybody’s got a shot.” Video of the comment was widely circulated by Republicans in September, although most of the focus was on the word “redistribution” (a stand-in for “taxes”), and not the portion where Obama praised “competition” and market-driven “innovation.”

Despite numerous law enforcement outfits warning that children and parents should be wary of strangers wearing bear costumes in public, Crowder somehow managed to get flocks of kids to come up to his camera-rigged car. “You just stole my candy!” one of the kids in the video yells. Another one threatens to call the police.

This is totally weird because on one of the Bazooka Joe gum wrappers I got yesterday it said,"The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States."  And on another: "it's a major dick move to take candy from kids."  

True story. 

ntodd

November 1, 2012 in Constitution, Schmonstitution | Permalink

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