There's A Secret Muslim Base On The Dark Side Of The Moon

Can this possibly be true? Wingers look suspiciously fucking nuts:

The conservative blogosphere is abuzz about the new logo of the US Missile Defense Agency, which they say looks suspiciously similar to both the Obama campaign logo and the crescent moon typically seen on Islamic flags.

ZOMG, teh Mooslems are everywhere!

The new MDA logo.

The old one.

NASA's in on it, too.

Kappa Sigma?*

First state to secede, South Carolina?

And holy shit: WALT FUCKING DISNEY!!!11!!eleven!!!!

Squint hard enough, you'll see that Obama is a cryptojihadist who threatens our purity of essence.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to eat some non-fluoridated ice cream then brush my teeth with non-fluoridated toothpaste.  Peace on earth, Allah y'all...

ntodd

* You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!