Twelve Days Of Christmas

Following up on "yesterday's" Paxcast (which just finally uploaded--grr, dialup), I've been musing on The Twelve Days Of Pelosi project I'd like to launch on Saturday.  Can anybody help me improve the list?  So far I've got this:

1. A Bush in an impeachment tree.
2. Two houses of Congress
3. Three branches of government
4. A Fourth Amendment gutted
   
5. Five Sheehan pins
6. Six PDBs ignoring
   
7. Seven years a'wasting
8. Eight billion dollars in Iraq per month a'spending
   
9. Nine-eleven excuses
   
10. Ten million children not insuring
    
11. Eleven months investigating
    
12. Twelve articles of impeachment
    

Each day the missives will increase in number, just as the gifts do.  Which reminds me, I need to order more Cindy Sheehan pins.

And speaking of orders, they cost money, as will my trip to the War Tax Resister's gathering and the Code Pink activist house, so if you could throw some coin my way, I'd appreciate it!

ntodd

(x-posted at Pax Americana)