Dearly Beloved

I just received this spam:

FROM NTODD
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GREETINGS,
I AM NTodd, I AM 63 YEARS OLD in dog years. I BECAME A CITIZEN OF Vermont REPUBLIQUE WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE MY FINAL RESTING PLACE. I HAVE NO FATHER OR MOTHER, AND I HAVE NO RELATIVES. I STRUGGLED AND WORKED HARD on alternate Tuesdays xcpt when drunk AND THE ALMIGHTY ALAH BLESSED NTodd ABUNDANTLY WITH RICHES. I WAS A DEALER IN GOLD, DIAMONDS AND bear penis sploodge.

I AM NOW OLD AND SICK. THIS HAS MADE ME UNHAPPY. I HAVE NOT RE-MARRIED DUE TO THE FACT THAT I am ugly. I HAD A STROKE WHICH HAS AFFECTED MY SPEECH. THE LEFT SIDE OF MY bear penis IS PARALYSED. THE DOCTORS SAY I HAVE A FEW MONTHS LEFT TO LIVE. I CAN ONLY MOVE MY RIGHT hand behind the tastee freeze, AND I AM ABLE TO WRITE LITTLE WITH IT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN IS BEEN SENT TO YOU VIA atrios BY MY DOCTORS PRIVATE COMPUTER.I HAVE LITTLE TIME SO I HAVE COMMITTED IT TO SPREADING MY dohicky mir porn TOWARDS BETTER HEALTH CARE FOR MANKIND BECAUSE THIS WILL BE WHAT MY watertiger WANTED. I AM CURRENTLY BEING ATTENDED TO BY A PRIVATE bear penis AT MY ABODE. I HAVE EARMARKED SOME FUNDS FOR THE MANAGEMENT AND TO UPGRADE AND BUILD A NEW bear penis RESEARCH FACILITY WHERE I WAS BEING TREATED UP TO A FEW MONTHS AGO.THIS WILL PROVIDE BETTER HEALTH CARE FOR OTHER bear penis PATIENTS.

I DONT KNOW YOU, I WAS ABLE TO GET YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS THROUGH A
SPECIALISED SOURCE AND BY THE LEADING OF OUR GRATE PROPHET attaturk. THERE ARE SEVERAL PROJECTS OF WHICH I DONT HAVE TIME TO EXECUTE AT PRESENT SO I AM CONTACTING watertiger WITH THE HOPE THAT she and thers WILL CARRY OUT MY INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY AND ALAH. wgg DEPOSITED ABOUT US$10.5 MILLION IN CURRENCY AND GOLD WITH A FINANCIAL COMPANY. ALL DOCUMENTS AND PAPERWORKS ARE WITH ME. I WANT YOU TO TAKE CUSTODY OF THE DEPOSIT, AND USE THE MONEY TO BUILD A bear penis amusement park IN YOUR COUNTRY. YOU WILL NAME IT DR.MUSHARAF EL-KANEMI bear penis sex flags amusement park) AND THE REST OF THE FUND WILL BE USED IN SUPORTING THE WORKS OF ALMIGHTY ALLAH LIKE BUILDING HUASE OF ALLAH AND HELPING THE NEEDY.
ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS YOUR ASSURANCE THAT YOU WILL USE THIS FUNDS JUDICIOUSLY AS STATED IN THIS MESSAGE.

This looks to be an exciting opportunity!

ntodd