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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Krazy Katblogging
Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.
"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."
The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.
Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.
Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.
In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.
Fortunately this will never be a problem with Sam since he's afraid of people--even NTodd's Pa and NTodd's Pa's wife! Good thing, because if he were placed under house arrest he'd drive me bonkers with all his whining to go out.
ntodd
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I used to have a cat like that, Morgana. My dad used to call me on the phone and ask in a jolly manner, "So, who did that black devil bite today?"
The other animals would walk in a big circle behind her back rather than walk past her. She loved Mommy only, the rest of the world existed only to be assaulted.
Posted by: muddy | Mar 29, 2006 9:36:12 AM
My Stella is like Sam. If anyone but me even sets foot on the stairs, she is in my bed and under the covers in 3 seconds flat. Same goes for if the doorbell rings. Minnie will get near a visitor, but stays just out of reach. Michael will take your head off.
Posted by: Nancy in Detroit | Mar 29, 2006 11:45:13 AM
One of my cats grew up in a small grocery store in the neighborhood so he loves to hang out with people - he is curious, pleasant and very funny looking - gigantic scruffy tuxedo with very big round eyes.
Posted by: eva | Mar 29, 2006 1:06:29 PM
I had a cat (who's since left us) who was abso-fucking-lutely fearless. Friends would bring their large-breed dogs by the house (against my suggestion) only later to find their poor friend cornered by my boy. He would charge dogs who made the mistake of making a move toward him. Poor things never stood a chance. Polydactyl flame-point siamese. Lived to 19. R.I.P., Kato. . .
Posted by: munkihaid | Mar 29, 2006 6:32:53 PM
Ah, but is it possible that Sam is whining to get out because of all the whining... err, I mean blogging that you do?
Posted by: Rook | Mar 29, 2006 9:56:42 PM
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