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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Get Of Your Heathen ACLU And Fucking Celebrate

Putting the ASS back in Christ's Mass:

Next project: sending Christmas cards to all those armless little Iraqi kids.  Everybody sing along!

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs...
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday...
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fucking celebrate.

Ooh, Christmas carols always make me feel so warm inside!  Now I have to go broil some Christian babies for dinner, so see ya heathens later...


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I've written a nice little hymn tune too:

I'll believe that faith
Makes people better when
The Middle East becomes
As nice as, say, Sweden.

Posted by: Dan K. | Dec 7, 2005 7:04:26 AM

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