I Think I'm In Love

Move over Michelle because, baby, there's a new love in my life: Ann Althouse.  I fell head over heels as soon as I saw the picture of her posted at her place:

I dig bald chicks, especially when they're erudite lawyers and feminist and stuff.  And doesn't she look just so playful?  I'm sure she has a wicked sense of humor, and can be a little...naughty at times.  Oh, my lightsabre of love is getting all tingly!

So what was going to be a sad Thanksgiving, being that it had been cancelled by NTodd's Pa, has all of a sudden because the best, most loving ever!

ntodd

PS--For the record, my jihad against pygmy marmosets continues unabated.  I haven't actually seen any around here, but I'm ready for the little bastards.

PPS--Also please note that this is not a snarky or absurdist post.  Honest.  I mean, I know that I'm known for shit like that, but I'm totally serious this time.  I mean it.  I'm serious.  Deadly serious.  I don't joke around when it comes to matters of the heart.  I'm very sensitive, of course, and I've just been hurt too many times.  I won't do that to others.  "The heart is not judged by how much it loves, but how much it's loved by others."  I hope to sweep Annie--I think after all we've been through together I can call her that--off her feet.